Could just be the natural smell of those perverted chipmunks...who knows?

I had to take moment before I expounded... *wipes eye*.  This is hilarious and unexpected. Its almost enough to make me feel sorry for the poor kinbaku geisha... but when you lie down with dogs... er... mutant chipmunks, that's what happens. You have their annoyingly stupidity nailed down. Now all we need to do is nail them to a Georgia barn door. Excellent entry into the contest! Thank you!  p.s. Props for Binky's shout-out tee shirt!